Americans need to stop watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians and eating deep fried, bacon-wrapped Sneakers bars, and pick up a book. As you’ll see from the following pictures, processed foods, “freedom,” and gun obsession have totally caught up with this country.
Just your average American family…
Nothing healthier than a triple cheeseburger between two sugar-glazed donuts, right?
Certain gas stations now have TVs everywhere because — you know — filling up your gas tank is such a long tedious task.
Who doesn’t like ice-cream with the taste of freedom?
It’s sad that some people will probably eat that entire thing…
Yummy!
Yup, you’ve read that correctly…
How sad is this?
That’s a weird selling point… For Europeans, that is.
America is so obsessed with bacon that you can actually buy bacon salt now…
… which is probably the reason chairs like this exist.
Only country where you can buy a bobble-head figure of a presidential candidate…
Where else are you going to stumble upon a headline such as this one?
This is a whole new level of laziness.
No, wait… This is a whole new level of laziness!
You have to be kidding me…
‘Murica!
What’s next? Bacon and kale smoothies?
Only in the good ole’ U.S. of A…