Americans need to stop watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians and eating deep fried, bacon-wrapped Sneakers bars, and pick up a book. As you’ll see from the following pictures, processed foods, “freedom,” and gun obsession have totally caught up with this country.

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Just your average American family…

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Nothing healthier than a triple cheeseburger between two sugar-glazed donuts, right?

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Certain gas stations now have TVs everywhere because — you know — filling up your gas tank is such a long tedious task.

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Who doesn’t like ice-cream with the taste of freedom?

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It’s sad that some people will probably eat that entire thing…

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Yummy!

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Yup, you’ve read that correctly…

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How sad is this?

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That’s a weird selling point… For Europeans, that is.

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America is so obsessed with bacon that you can actually buy bacon salt now…

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… which is probably the reason chairs like this exist.

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Only country where you can buy a bobble-head figure of a presidential candidate…

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Where else are you going to stumble upon a headline such as this one?

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This is a whole new level of laziness.

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No, wait… This is a whole new level of laziness!

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You have to be kidding me…

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‘Murica!

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What’s next? Bacon and kale smoothies?

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Only in the good ole’ U.S. of A…

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